Today Special : National Pass Gas Day

Today Special : National Pass Gas Day

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Today Special : National Pass Gas Day

National Pass Gas Day is held annually on January 7, and there is no better time to express ourselves and free our bowels of stale air without shame. Passing gas is one of those things that will make anyone

giggle, from children to adults. Did you know that the gas we pass contains methane and hydrogen, making them flammable? But not to worry, you need an insane amount of gas to be able to burst into flames just from passing gas. So, you can keep on passing as much gas as you desire.

HISTORY OF NATIONAL PASS GAS DAY

Humans have given several innovative, fun names and slang terms to the process of passing gas, including fart; mess; drop a bomb; toot; rip one; break the wind; cut one; cut the cheese; guff; trump, and break one loose. In most cases, we consider passing gas as a really bad and disgusting thing to do. If you ‘drop one’ near others, they might all look at you with disapproving eyes. And although it is not hygienic or civil to pass gas in public places or when we’re eating, passing gas is a very important part of human metabolism. It is a natural phenomenon and the body’s way of passing out waste gasses trapped in one’s belly due to digestion.

We produce around 17 to 68 ounces of gas in our intestines daily and release it through the anus at intervals. The gas is the by-product of the digestion process and contains several gasses, including oxygen, methane, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and 1% of sulfur (which causes the smell).

The first mention of the word ‘fart’ was in 1632, meaning “sending forth wind from the anus.” Subsequently, several other writers and jokesters started using the word and concept until it became commonplace. Our knowledge of the origin of National Pass Gas day is sketchy at best. We don’t know when it took off, but now we celebrate the day annually on January 7. It is a day set aside to giggle at our crazy bodies, create awareness on the importance of passing gas, and talk about food products that cause gas secretions like eggs, broccoli, beans, cabbage, and dairy products.

NATIONAL PASS GAS DAY ACTIVITIES

  1. Pass gas : There is no better day to pass gas than on National Pass Gas Day. Pass gas unashamedly with friends and family for laughs.
  2. Attend a fart championship : Farts championships are organized in different communities and countries of the world on this day. You can attend or watch them online.
  3. Educate yourself about a diet that reduces gas : If you’re someone who farts a lot, this is an opportunity to learn about proper diets that balance your internal metabolism and reduce gas. Most times, farting is a result of the foods we eat.

5 FUN FACTS ABOUT PASSING GAS

  1. Farts travel seven miles per hour : Farts travel about 10 feet per second or seven miles per hour.
  2. The average number of farts : Studies have shown that the average person farts at least 14 times a day.
  3. Animals fart too : Animals also fart, including cows, sheep, and dogs — termites fart the most!
  4. Air pressure also affects farting : Mountain climbers fart more as they climb higher due to the increased pressure, which expands their intestines, while the reverse is the case for scuba divers.
  5. People make careers out of farting : Flatulists have made a career in farting — in China, there are even professional fart smellers who have been trained to diagnose digestive diseases by smelling a person’s fart.

WHY WE LOVE NATIONAL PASS GAS DAY

  1. It is an opportunity to unburden ourselves unashamedly : This day allows us to fart without remorse or shame. Everyone can choose to have a good laugh while relieving themselves of held-in gasses because of etiquette.
  2. It’s in our favorite works of literature : Writers like Shakespeare, Geoffrey Chaucer, Jonathan Swift, and James Joyce mention flatulence in several of their works to create comic relief.
  3. Passing gas can be fun : Passing gas among friends can be super fun and a bonding experience as you see who can fart the loudest.